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The Definitive Eight-Night Gift Guide to Hanukkah
Win Hanukkah with a tactful strategy: deploying the right gifts on the right nights.
22 Thoughts I Had About How My Life Turned Out While Waiting For My Daughter's Hatchimal To Hatch
Hatchimal comes from the Greek “to capitulate.”
An Op-Ed By Parson Brown: The Constant Comparison To A Snowman Is Really Hurtful
Some of us have pretty terrible memories about this time of year.
A Year-End Wrap-Up From Everyone's Nemesis, The Year 2016
I’ll see you all in Hell or Florida!
XOXO,
The Year 2016
Holiday Writing Prompts For The Difficult People In Your Life
What do you do when you’ve run dry on money--but still have people remaining on your obligatory holiday gift list?
Proof That The Robots Have Already Won
Amazon built a people-less grocery store. And delivered popcorn via drone. Is nothing sacred?
Things To Actually Be Happy About This Holiday Season
The grass may not feel the greenest on our side right now, but at least it's sprouting a few new blades of joy.
