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America Disowns Christopher Columbus After Embarrassing Hot Mic Incident
It might be time to cancel Columbus Day.
Five Other Times I Temporarily Boycotted Ben & Jerry’s Forever
This isn’t Ben & Jerry’s first time mixing politics into their ice cream...
Stress-Eat Your Way Through the Rest of This Election Madness
Cheetos Chicken Fries are actually Donald Trump in fast food form.
Wait, Why Am I Only Represented On TV 90% of the Time?
I don’t want to have to worry about not seeing enough people like myself represented in pop culture whatsoever--it’s not fair.
LeBron James Endorsed Hillary Clinton, and the Cleveland Browns Have a Rebuttal
As our loyal fans understand, you don’t pick your favorites based on if they’re ever, EVER going to win.
Derrick Rose: What We Lost
Rose doesn’t know the meaning of the word “adversity,” much like he did not know the meaning of the word “consent" at his deposition.
Chicago's Rat Crisis Solution Should Actually Just Be Weasels
The mayor's current plan to kill them with dry ice is downright chilling.
Why Did the Chicago Tribune Endorse Gary Johnson for President?
As the polls tighten between Trump and Clinton, the Chicago Tribune has decided to highlight the biggest distraction in an election that has been full of them.
